tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103558012011-09-04T01:02:06.185-04:00HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.comBlogger251100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1131728519152571742005-11-11T12:00:00.000-05:002005-11-11T12:01:59.163-05:00<a href="http://brooklynbunny.com">BROOKLYN BUNNY!</a><br /><br />HULA COUGAR! is perforating with <a href="http://momatchingdrapes.com">Mo Matching Drapes</a> at <a href="http://litloungenyc.com">Lit</a> on Monday. It is HC!5: The Death of Yvette.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-113172851915257174?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1122421227443613142005-07-26T19:27:00.000-04:002005-07-26T19:40:27.446-04:00<a href="http://hulacougar.com" target="_blank">HULA COUGAR! DOT COM</a> got HUMPED real good today. It looks new. Go look and tell friends.<br /><br />Also there is newish song on <a href="http://myspace.com/hulacougar" target="_blank">ourspace</a>. Go listen. It is about FROLICKING, which is something COUGARS enjoy much - almost as much as HUMPING.<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! has scheduled a second perforation. This will be in ASBURY PARK, in the state of NUDE PERCEY. It is something called <a href="http://www.bigartshow.com" target="_blank">BIG ART SHOW</a>. But do not be confused, HULA COUGAR! still is not art. It will be SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10th. <br /><br />Also HULA COUGAR! will do many perforations in NEW YORK CITY soon. Keep pawing at us to find out more.<br /><br />PLUS! A brand new HULA COUGAR! song called "TOOBEEEEEEE-ARRRR" is to be featured on the first issue of <a href="http://www.plastic-letters.co.uk/" target="_blank">PLASTIC LETTERS ZINE</a> which is a casette tape compilation and zine thing in England somewhere. Far away. You probably won't be able to get it but if you can it will be worth MANY MONIES some day as they are SUPER RARELY LIMITED NEW EDITIONS!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-112242122744361314?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1118460575299602002005-06-10T23:27:00.000-04:002005-06-10T23:29:35.303-04:00It has been so long since HULA COUGAR! has internetted! Our aplogies.<br /><br />We have been very busy since our big debut perforation.<br /><br />Did you go to <a href="http://myspace.com/hulacougar">ourspace</a> and see the sexxxy pictures of us at Pianos?<br /><br />Now we hibernate, making plans and looking at fun websites like <a href="http://www.sillypinkbunnies.com">this one</a>.<br /><br />GRRR!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111846057529960200?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1115752481403988952005-05-10T15:13:00.000-04:002005-05-10T15:19:54.853-04:00Live show! HULA COUGAR! at <a href="http://pianosnyc.com" target="_blank">Pianos</a> in NYC! This Thursday, May the 12th! 7:30pm! LIVE! NOT DEAD!<br /><p><a href="http://hulacougar.com/showcard1-web.gif" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 287px; HEIGHT: 228px" height="321" src="http://hulacougar.com/showcard1-web.gif" width="517" /></a><br /><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111575248140398895?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1115298577543274892005-05-05T09:07:00.000-04:002005-05-05T09:09:37.553-04:00People! Bunnies! Gird your loins for HULA COUGAR! appearing LIVE! not DEAD! at <a href="http://www.pianosnyc.com">Pianos</a>, Thursday May 12, 8pm!<br /><br /><b>WHO LA COUGAR?</b><br />Here is how it happened.<br /><br />Sometime in 2004, a cougar living in a small town in British Columbia, Canada, decided to go on an adventure. People (and cougars) seeking adventure are usually told to "go west!" but if you go west from British Columbia, Canada, you wind up in the ocean. That is not much of an adventure, because cougars don't like to swim.<br /><br />So the cougar ran east.<br /><br />And ran.<br /><br />And ran.<br /><br />And ran.<br /><br />Eventually he found himself in a tiny hamlet in the woods of Quebec. He was very tired and hungry from running all the way across Canada. Luckily, the cougar was discovered by a sympathetic man named Serge, who promptly took the cougar in for a nap and some poutine. Serge's friend Yvette came over that evening and was pleasantly surprised to find a cougar curled up on Serge's couch. The cougar was watching "Room Raiders" on MTV, because cougars love MTV.<br /><br />Serge and Yvette had been planning a road trip, and since the cougar was in the mood for more adventure, they all piled into Serge's red van. Their destination: New Jersey.<br /><br />Here is where the story becomes sad, or at least wistful. Serge was driving (responsibly) along the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway. Yvette and the cougar were singing songs of travel and adventure in the back. The cougar, as it happened, was very musically inclined. JUST THEN! A massive truck swerved into their lane. Serge, being Canadian and therefore unaccustomed to American defensive-driving standards, simply ducked behind the wheel.<br /><br />CRASH. BANG. SKREEE. BOOM.<br /><br />Serge and Yvette woke by the side of the road with emergency responders standing over them. They were not seriously injured, but the shattered windows had scraped and scratched and scarred their faces. Serge's van was wrecked, and worst of all...<br /><br />THE COUGAR WAS GONE.<br /><br />"Where is our cougary friend?" cried Serge.<br />"Come back to us, dear cougar!" sighed Yvette.<br /><br />The emergency personnel promptly administered sedatives and put Serge and Yvette on a plane back to Canada, because in Canada they have health insurance and prescription drugs.<br /><br />Now Serge and Yvette must find their missing friend. They wear masks to hide their scraped and scratched and scarred faces, but they behave much like cougars, in order to attract their cougar. Their cougar had mentioned a desire to learn the art of hula-hooping at some point, so Serge and Yvette adopted the name HULA COUGAR! and set out to make musics and performances that might, with any luck, lure a passing cougar in, so they can all return to Canada together.<br /><br /><b>THE MUSIC OF HULA COUGAR!</b><br /><br />HULA COUGAR! makes music that is loud. This is so the cougar will hear, if he is in the area. There is movement, colorful outfits, lyrics about eating bunnies, banging, shaking, rattling, etc., because these are all things that appeal to cougars. Conveniently, these are also things that appeal to humans, at least some humans, the smart ones, that is.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111529857754327489?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1114458775680992592005-04-25T15:50:00.000-04:002005-04-25T15:53:38.056-04:00HULA COUGAR! wants you! to help make the streets TEEM with COUGARY GOODNESS!<br /><br />Things to do:<br />-Write HULA COUGAR! in chalk on your sidewalk.<br />-Make HULA COUGAR! stickers (see <a href="http://hulacougar.com">here</a> for instructions) and stick them places.<br />-Write HULA COUGAR! on colorful pieces of paper and hang the paper on trees, mailboxes, bulletin boards, babies, etc.<br /><br />If you want, you could indicate that HULA COUGAR! is appearing live! not dead! at PIANOS on THURSDAY MAY 12 at 8PM and people should come enjoy the SOUNDS AND HUMPING.<br /><br />In other news, HULA COUGAR! has been busy frolicking in the springtime sunshine here in CLINTON HILL. We have also been busy frolicking with SOUND-MAKING EQUIPMENT in prepration for the afore-mentioned LIVE MUSICING at PIANOS. Some of the sounds we are practicing are really awesome! And perhaps more importantly, our outfits are really sexy!<br /><br />WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM A COUGAR?<br /><br />Exactly!<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! loves you!<br /><br />GRRR.<br /><br />ps. Does anyone have a good recipe for BBQ sauce? Particularly one that would taste delicious on a BUNNY KABOB?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111445877568099259?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1113097886544015882005-04-09T21:48:00.000-04:002005-04-09T21:51:26.546-04:00HULA COUGAR! says HELLO and BIG THANKS to our sexy fans at <a href="http://www.wbar.org">WBAR</a>, the BARNYARD RADIO STATION! WBAR tells the kids all about HULA COUGAR!, and also says: "No rocking! Just humping!" CORRECT! You get an A+, BARNYARD RADIO PEOPLE, because HULA COUGAR! does not need to rock! HULA COUGAR! can COUGAR! And HUMP! And this is more than enough.<br /><br />You will see. Come to Pianos on May 12. Maybe you, too, can befriend some INTELLIGENT UNDERGRADUATE GIRLS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111309788654401588?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1112602536081162172005-04-04T04:13:00.000-04:002005-04-04T04:19:10.683-04:00SHOW! FIRST ONE EVER!<br /><br /><a href="http://pianosnyc.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://hulacougar.com/showstrip1-web.gif" border=0></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111260253608116217?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1111217390242763122005-03-19T02:25:00.000-05:002005-03-21T10:22:24.453-05:00HULA COUGAR! will play for you! We do not lie.<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! ALSO has new musics on our internet. Well, internet we borrow, but still OURS! Go look at our new musics and find out things about show at <a href="http://myspace.com/hulacougar">HULA COUGAR! MYSPACE PAGE</a>! It is OURspace!<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! will HUMP you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111121739024276312?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1110443099589218232005-03-10T03:19:00.000-05:002005-03-10T03:24:59.593-05:00HULA COUGAR! has a new web site! Well, it is the same web SITE but it LOOKS different! Now with moving things and fun pictures! Pictures from THIS internet are now on THAT internet! How did we do it? Even HULA COUGAR! does not know!<br /><br />Go look at our new-looking internets at <a href="http://hulacougar.com" target="_blank">HULA COUGAR! DOT COM!</a> and tells us what you think here in comments. Then tell all of your friends to look at it. MAKE STICKERS!<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! is still working very hard on musics. Maybe new sounds will be recorded and put on the internet, but we are not sure. This is not because HULA COUGAR! is lazy. This is because HULA COUGAR! would rather you see/hear/feel HULA COUGAR! music live in a small, dark room while we jump around and screaaaaam and go GRRRRRR! and hit things, shaking air which shakes hairs in your ear which shakes your ear drums which makes you think you HEAR but you don't, you FEEL.<br /><br />You understand. You must. HULA COUGAR! is about FEELING. Not FEELINGS, just FEELING. Like your thigh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-111044309958921823?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1109997198446555892005-03-04T23:30:00.000-05:002005-03-04T23:33:18.450-05:00HULA COUGAR! has been busy!<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! has been eating lots of snacks lately. It has been cold, and cold makes cougars very hungry. Things HULA COUGAR! has been snacking: bunny kabobs (peanut satay is nice), beef jerky, whole chickens, and <a href="http://www.barbarasbakery.com/products/cerealproddisplay.asp?product=60&category=20">puffins</a>.<br /><br />HULA COUGAR! has also been making some sounds, some of which sound very scary and some of which sound very catchy and all of which sound very awesome. HULA COUGAR! is grateful for the technology that allows us to make the <i>whooomp whoooomp</i> sounds we so love, and the <i>piiiiiiirrrnnng skrreeeee</i> sounds that make our neighbor's dogs howl.<br /><br />Speaking of neighbors, HULA COUGAR! sends extra love to Brooklyn, just like Chris Rock did on that long television show with all the bright lights and big boobs. CLINTON HILL, YO! And speaking of big boobs, HULA COUGAR! has been spending some time playing dress-up, which we highly recommend as a fun activity for you to share with friends! It is especially fun if you have cowboy boots and cougar-print lingerie! But perhaps HULA COUGAR! has said too much, although then again perhaps HULA COUGAR! can never say enough. <br /><br />HULA COUGAR! Very philosophical tonight!<br /><br />GRRR!<br /><br />ps. Why does no one click the 'comments' button? Why does no one love us?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110999719844655589?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1109799749842248062005-03-02T16:37:00.000-05:002005-03-02T16:42:29.843-05:00HULA COUGAR! was fortunate enough to find a PRE-SLAUGHTERED BUNNY the other day! In the STREET, EVEN! HULA COUGAR! had a friend take photographs of this.<p><br /><br /><img src="http://hulacougar.com/hostedimages/deadbunnystreet.jpg" border=1><p><br /><img src="http://hulacougar.com/hostedimages/deadbunnythumbup.jpg" border=1><p><br /><br />In related bunnies-for-meals news, HULA COUGAR! would like to inform you of our intention to shut down this <a href="http://www.savetoby.com/">PATHETIC PROJECT TO SAVE THIS BUNNY, TOBY, FROM BEING EATEN</a>. Bunnies are tasty! Why waste a perfectly good meal? Especially such a cute one, as we all know perfectly well that the cuter they are, the better they taste!<p><br />HULA COUGAR! does not understand.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110979974984224806?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1108613907534503032005-02-16T23:17:00.000-05:002005-02-16T23:18:27.536-05:00Steven Colbert killed a panda! HULA COUGAR! appreciates this gesture.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110861390753450303?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1107485226441500332005-02-03T21:45:00.000-05:002005-02-03T21:47:06.440-05:00HULA COUGAR! really does make music. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! puts music on internet, as promised. <br /> <br />Which internet? <a href="http://myspace.com/hulacougar" target="_blank">This internet right here</a>! You can listen to the teaser for the HULA COUGAR! theme song!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110748522644150033?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1107099581559177042005-01-30T10:38:00.000-05:002005-01-30T10:39:41.560-05:00Watch <a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/video/index.jhtml?_lpvid=39562" target="_blank">Animal Collective music video</a>! HULA COUGAR! approves! Tortoise has right idea, especially at end! <br /> <br />GRRR!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110709958155917704?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106849969895896502005-01-27T13:17:00.000-05:002005-01-27T13:19:29.896-05:00This morning HULA COUGAR! could not find any bunnies to eat. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! sad! <br /> <br />So HULA COUGAR! found a can of Spam, hoping to find some bloody, meaty goodness inside, but instead found only words. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! liked these words, and ate them happily. <br /> <br />"Some fishes become extinct, but Herrings go on forever. Herrings spawn at all times and places and nothing will induce them to change their ways. They have no fish control. Herrings congregate in schools, where they learn nothing at all. They move in vast numbers in May and October. Herrings subsist upon Copepods and Copepods subsist upon Diatoms and Diatoms just float around and reproduce. Young Herrings or Sperling or Whitebait are rather cute. They have serrated abdomens." <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! says YAY FOR SERRATED ABDOMENS!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110684996989589650?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106796554763349092005-01-26T22:25:00.000-05:002005-01-26T22:29:14.763-05:00Thought of the day: HULA COUGAR! is just like Hello Kitty, except awesomer! And with teeth! <br /> <br />Also, soon you will be able to hear the sounds of HULA COUGAR! On the internet! Yes! <a href="http://myspace.com/hulacougar">This internet right here</a>! <br /> <br />STAY TUNED, OR BE DEVOURED! <br /> <br />GRRR! <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110679655476334909?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106724983262289932005-01-26T02:27:00.000-05:002005-01-26T02:36:23.263-05:00It has come to our attention that there has been much talk about our fellow COUGARS on the television lately. Thanks to <a href="http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=cougar" target="_blank">GOOGLE VIDEO SEARCH</a> we have found that <a href="http://video.google.com/videopreview?q=cougar&time=6000000&page=1&docid=-2004345760529977916&urlcreated=1106722365&chan=KGO&prog=Good+Morning+America&date=Fri+Jan+14+2005+at+7%3A00+AM+PST&hmac=mc4v+Q71gfpFX2v1S9evQ6ybqqM" target="_blank">when approached by a cougar, humans should always draw a banana</a> to distract the beast (from Good Morning America), <a href="http://video.google.com/videopreview?q=cougar&time=2245000&page=1&docid=-7070391423761327899&urlcreated=1106724628&chan=KNTV&prog=The+Tonight+Show+With+Jay+Leno&date=Mon+Jan+3+2005+at+11%3A35+PM+PST&hmac=FOcbjjSkWfAJRJs+XU0NE+/bIak" target="_blank">Jay Leno lets cougars destroy his furniture</a> (HULA COUGAR! will keep that in mind for when we visit!), an <a href="http://video.google.com/videopreview?q=cougar&time=890000&page=1&docid=8053562627539387772&urlcreated=1106724628&chan=KPIX&prog=Everybody+Loves+Raymond+%7C+Angry+Sex&date=Mon+Jan+10+2005+at+9%3A00+PM+PST&hmac=aHzh6jGbjZTmet3d1f+NwU6DfFw" target="_blank">old lady on that show with Raymond thinks that she is like a cougar in the sack</a> - HULA COUGAR! doubts this, and on Zoboomafoo <a href="http://video.google.com/videopreview?q=cougar&time=1345000&page=1&docid=-3032176872606096430&urlcreated=1106724628&chan=KQED&prog=Zoboomafoo+%7C+Climbing&date=Fri+Jan+21+2005+at+6%3A30+AM+PST&hmac=uEnbn4cElTf4PM+pm25ussNmiKk" target="_blank">some humans complain about not meeting any cougars</a>, but then they hang out with some creepy looking furry thing that might be a lemur. HULA COUGAR! eats lemurs too, but they don't barbecue very well - try a bisque instead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110672498326228993?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106723595369559032005-01-26T02:13:00.000-05:002005-01-26T02:23:17.236-05:00<img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:0px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/175/3154/320/eatbunnies1.jpg' alt="boil bunnies, boil!"><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:0px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/175/3154/320/eatbunnies2.jpg' alt="mmm... wet, tender bunnies!"><br /><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:0px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/175/3154/320/eatbunnies3.jpg' alt="gooey cheesey bunnies!"><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:0px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/175/3154/320/eatbunnies4.jpg' alt="bloody bunnies for HULA COUGAR! to EAT! YUMMY!"><br /><br /> <br />And that is how HULA COUGAR! prepares a family of bunnies for the feasting!<p>Sometimes, when we feel especially frisky, we put a can of tuna fish and perhaps some sausage in as well. Try it!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110672359536955903?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106687607166049122005-01-25T16:13:00.000-05:002005-01-25T16:14:31.013-05:00<a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/175/3154/640/cupobunny.jpg'><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/175/3154/320/cupobunny.jpg'></a><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110668760716604912?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106625709742354342005-01-24T22:55:00.000-05:002005-01-24T23:01:49.743-05:00Tomorrow, HULA COUGAR! plans to devour a large family of adorable little bunnies. <br /> <br />You, loyal fans and lovers, will have the wonderful opportunity to witness this, through photographic evidence. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! hopes you're ready. <br /> <br />Also, HULA COUGAR! is not always a good speller. Feel free to point out blaring errors, but be warned that our temper might get the best of us and our usually cool cougarly ways and there is a slim chance that you will be gutted like a bunny rabbit. <br /> <br />Finally, HULA COUGAR! is very excited and looking forward to pawing all of our new friends that have shown up on Myspace! <br /> <br />*note: from now on WE think that WE will starting using WE more regularly, because it's just easier than saying HULA COUGAR! all the time, even though we do enjoy that quite a big. HULA COUGAR! <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110662570974235434?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106594369832498812005-01-24T17:16:00.000-05:002005-01-24T14:19:29.833-05:00Hello world! It is very snowy here in Clinton Hill. If it is snowy where you are, HULA COUGAR! hopes you are warm and dry or cold and wet, whichever you're into. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! has gotten several queries from fans lately. "HULA COUGAR!," the fans query, "are you a boy or a girl?" HULA COUGAR! has one answer to this question: NO! HULA COUGAR! hopes that clears everything up. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! is not stupid, however. HULA COUGAR! knows that what these fans are REALLY asking is "HULA COUGAR! will you make out with me?" And to that HULA COUGAR! says... YES! <br /> <br />Doesn't that make you happy? <br /> <br />GRRR!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110659436983249881?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106547895488538582005-01-24T01:22:00.000-05:002005-01-24T01:24:55.486-05:00HULA COUGAR! can't actually tell you how to destroy things other than smaller animals, but HULA COUGAR! did somehow manage to break MYSPACE.COM just now. We are sure it was our fault. <br /> <br />But if it ever works again, HULA COUGAR! is over there on the <a href="http://myspace.com/hulacougar" target="_blank">HULA COUGAR! BAND PAGE!</a> because apparently HULA COUGAR! is a band minus the music (for now). <br /> <br />GRRR! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110654789548853858?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106534502597355122005-01-24T00:35:00.000-05:002005-01-23T21:43:16.386-05:00<span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><span style="font-family:arial;">This is the blog of HULA COUGAR! <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! likes blogs. This blog will be all about HULA COUGAR! Visit often to find out about HULA COUGAR's most private innermost thoughts and feelings! Also recipes for barbecuing furry animals. <br /> <br />HULA COUGAR! likes music. HULA COUGAR! lives in Brooklyn, in the lovely neighborhood of Clinton Hill. There are lots of good bands in Brooklyn. HULA COUGAR! discovered <a href="http://www.unsacredhearts.com/">The Unscared Hearts</a> on the internet and they are a very good band. HULA COUGAR! urges you to go look at their website as soon as you are done with this one! <br /> <br />There will be more exciting blogging from HULA COUGAR! soon. In the meantime, here is a picture of <a href="http://www.globenet.free-online.co.uk/images/bunny.jpg">a nice, juicy bunny</a>. <br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110653450259735512?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10355801.post-1106532927336978312005-01-23T21:15:00.000-05:002005-01-23T21:17:47.133-05:00HULA COUGAR! testing on internet! <br /> <br />Visit <a href="http://hulacougar.com">HULA COUGAR DOT COM</a>! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10355801-110653292733697831?l=hulacougar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HULA COUGAR!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13656654005303109314noreply@blogger.com0