lundi, avril 25, 2005

HULA COUGAR! STREET TEEMING!

HULA COUGAR! wants you! to help make the streets TEEM with COUGARY GOODNESS!

Things to do:
-Write HULA COUGAR! in chalk on your sidewalk.
-Make HULA COUGAR! stickers (see here for instructions) and stick them places.
-Write HULA COUGAR! on colorful pieces of paper and hang the paper on trees, mailboxes, bulletin boards, babies, etc.

If you want, you could indicate that HULA COUGAR! is appearing live! not dead! at PIANOS on THURSDAY MAY 12 at 8PM and people should come enjoy the SOUNDS AND HUMPING.

In other news, HULA COUGAR! has been busy frolicking in the springtime sunshine here in CLINTON HILL. We have also been busy frolicking with SOUND-MAKING EQUIPMENT in prepration for the afore-mentioned LIVE MUSICING at PIANOS. Some of the sounds we are practicing are really awesome! And perhaps more importantly, our outfits are really sexy!

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM A COUGAR?

Exactly!

HULA COUGAR! loves you!

GRRR.

ps. Does anyone have a good recipe for BBQ sauce? Particularly one that would taste delicious on a BUNNY KABOB?

samedi, avril 09, 2005

on-air undergrads! love HULA COUGAR!

HULA COUGAR! says HELLO and BIG THANKS to our sexy fans at WBAR, the BARNYARD RADIO STATION! WBAR tells the kids all about HULA COUGAR!, and also says: "No rocking! Just humping!" CORRECT! You get an A+, BARNYARD RADIO PEOPLE, because HULA COUGAR! does not need to rock! HULA COUGAR! can COUGAR! And HUMP! And this is more than enough.

You will see. Come to Pianos on May 12. Maybe you, too, can befriend some INTELLIGENT UNDERGRADUATE GIRLS.

lundi, avril 04, 2005

HULA COUGAR! does not lie to you!

SHOW! FIRST ONE EVER!