vendredi, mars 04, 2005

HULA COUGAR! samples and snacks!

HULA COUGAR! has been busy!

HULA COUGAR! has been eating lots of snacks lately. It has been cold, and cold makes cougars very hungry. Things HULA COUGAR! has been snacking: bunny kabobs (peanut satay is nice), beef jerky, whole chickens, and puffins.

HULA COUGAR! has also been making some sounds, some of which sound very scary and some of which sound very catchy and all of which sound very awesome. HULA COUGAR! is grateful for the technology that allows us to make the whooomp whoooomp sounds we so love, and the piiiiiiirrrnnng skrreeeee sounds that make our neighbor's dogs howl.

Speaking of neighbors, HULA COUGAR! sends extra love to Brooklyn, just like Chris Rock did on that long television show with all the bright lights and big boobs. CLINTON HILL, YO! And speaking of big boobs, HULA COUGAR! has been spending some time playing dress-up, which we highly recommend as a fun activity for you to share with friends! It is especially fun if you have cowboy boots and cougar-print lingerie! But perhaps HULA COUGAR! has said too much, although then again perhaps HULA COUGAR! can never say enough.

HULA COUGAR! Very philosophical tonight!

GRRR!

ps. Why does no one click the 'comments' button? Why does no one love us?

2 Comments:

Blogger ddddddddddddddddddddd said...

WOW ! Wild stuff man, like way out there. But, I'll come back and watch the cougar eat and make noise. Ya!

12:34 a.m.  
Blogger Soferet said...

BS"D
Love your posts. Very especially funny & serious.

1:47 p.m.  

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