lundi, janvier 24, 2005

HULA COUGAR! likes snow!

Hello world! It is very snowy here in Clinton Hill. If it is snowy where you are, HULA COUGAR! hopes you are warm and dry or cold and wet, whichever you're into.

HULA COUGAR! has gotten several queries from fans lately. "HULA COUGAR!," the fans query, "are you a boy or a girl?" HULA COUGAR! has one answer to this question: NO! HULA COUGAR! hopes that clears everything up.

HULA COUGAR! is not stupid, however. HULA COUGAR! knows that what these fans are REALLY asking is "HULA COUGAR! will you make out with me?" And to that HULA COUGAR! says... YES!

Doesn't that make you happy?